nialljwhoran:

life’s unanswered questions:

• can you cry underwater
• why does round pizza come in a square box
• why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle
• what was there before the ‘big bang’
• what is the meaning of life
• where is zayn

nickgrimshade:

I think Harry’s closet is literally 20 pairs of black skinny jeans, 50 white v necks, 3 random shirts from 1972, and those goddamn brown boots

kanyewesticle:

How to make Easter easier in just one step:
Replace the t with an i

internetexplorers:

i’m on the internet 25 hours a day

vampirevvekend:

I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND 

someone post zayns penis. I want to see this

stonern:

my plan to get harry styles to notice me:

• move to london
• become a tattoo artist or a fruit salesperson